Shot in the Chest

Shot in the Chest

A passenger comes into the car with his hand on his chest bleeding and asking

“Are you ok?”

passenger replies “Take me to the hospital!”

“Why didn’t you call the Ambulance?”

passenger replies “They’re too expensive”

“Why didn’t you call the TAXI?”

passenger replies “They take too long. You lyft drivers are quick and inexpensive”

Dropped him off at the hospital. Never found out if he was shot or stabbed. Hope he’s ok.