Jokes from passengers

1 A White stork brings black baby and a black stork bring a white baby what doesn’t bring a baby?
Answer A Swallow (its a bird for those that don’t know)

My fav

2 What did the Snail say while riding on top of a Turtle?

Answer

“Whoah, slow down, are you trying to kill both of us?”

another answer could be “Weeeeeee”

My only fav “knock knock”  joke

A knock knock
B “who’s there”
A  “achhhh”
B  “achhhh whoo?”
A “Bless you” 🙂